Official Placelist · London · 38 parks
Filtered for Barbecue + Big Group + Picnic + Swimming, then ranked by journey fairness for your group.
London has thousands of parks — and a very specific group-chat failure mode: someone suggests Victoria Park, someone in Putney dies inside, and “meet in the middle” lands you on a traffic island wondering where it went wrong.
London has thousands of parks — and a very specific group-chat failure mode: someone suggests Victoria Park, someone in Putney dies inside, and “meet in the middle” lands you on a traffic island wondering where it went wrong.
You live in a forest that happens to have a Pret in it.
Filter by what you are doing, then let FairWhere Score order the shortlist by journey fairness for everyone coming — not prettiness, popularity, or who suggested it first.
A picnic — the great democratic event. No booking, no minimum spend.
A kickabout — jumpers for goalposts, wildly varying commitment.
A run-around with the kids — so they sleep, and you get to sit down.
The birthday you didn't want to spend £600 on.
The catch-up that shouldn't cost anything.
The dog needs a run — and so, frankly, do you.
The morning-after debrief — sunglasses on, face-down on the grass.
A workout, or an “I've decided to change my life” Tuesday.
The group too big for anywhere indoors — fifteen fit in a park, not a booth.
You just want to be outside — the most underrated reason, and the truest.
Before you carry a disposable barbecue across London…
All eight Royal Parks — Hyde, Kensington Gardens, Regent's, St James's, Green Park, Greenwich, Richmond and Bushy — ban barbecues outright. No Hyde Park BBQ, ever. You need a borough park with a designated area.
They're not interchangeable green rectangles. The fair-journey ranking does the “where” — this is the “which”.
Want a real game of football?
Regent's Park
More bookable pitches than any central park. (Primrose Hill is a beautiful slope and a terrible pitch.)
Want to light a barbecue?
Victoria Park · London Fields · Burgess Park
You need a borough park with a designated area. All eight Royal Parks ban them outright.
Want the view?
Primrose Hill · Greenwich Park
The two best skylines in the city. Neither is where you play football.
Want to swim?
Hampstead Heath ponds · the lidos
Bracing wild water, or heated at London Fields and Brockwell. Know which you're signing up for.
Just want to sit and talk?
St James's Park · Green Park
Dead central and gloriously purposeless. There is nothing to do, which is the point.
Filter by what you're doing
Filtered by: barbecue, big group, picnic, swimming Clear
Royal Parks ban barbecues — filter barbecue for borough parks with designated areas.
No parks match all of: barbecue, big group, picnic, swimming: remove a filter.
Stay in London intent: swap the plan, keep the fairness ranking.
Plan a fair park meet
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