Soho
Maison Bertaux has been making cakes on Greek Street since 1871, when Monsieur Bertaux arrived from Paris. It is a tiny patisserie and tea room with mismatched...
Tottenham Court Road 5 min · Walk-in

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Quiet pubs, bars and cafés in London to talk
Filtered for Alcohol Free Friendly, then ranked by journey fairness for your group.
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Filtered for Alcohol Free Friendly, then ranked by journey fairness for your group.
Chapter 1 · 5 pubs, bars and cafés
Soho
Maison Bertaux has been making cakes on Greek Street since 1871, when Monsieur Bertaux arrived from Paris. It is a tiny patisserie and tea room with mismatched...
Tottenham Court Road 5 min · Walk-in
Mayfair
The Monocle Café is the magazine's café on Chiltern Street in Marylebone, with seats on the ground floor and in the basement. It opens from 7am to 8pm on...
Baker Street 6 min · Walk-in
Bloomsbury
St JOHN at the Bookshop is the St JOHN bakery café next door to the London Review Bookshop at 14 Bury Place in Bloomsbury. It opened in October 2025, serving...
Holborn 7 min · Walk-in
Bloomsbury
Store Street Espresso is a speciality coffee bar on Store Street in Bloomsbury, near UCL. It opened in 2010 and was among the first in London to feature guest...
Goodge Street 4 min · Walk-in
Mayfair
The Wallace Restaurant is in the glass-roofed courtyard of the Wallace Collection on Manchester Square. You can drop in for coffee and cake, or book the à la...
Bond Street 8 min · Bookable
Chapter 2 · 1 place
Wapping
The Gallery Café is the award-winning vegan café at St Margaret's House on Old Ford Road in Bethnal Green. It has been plant-based since it opened in 2006,...
Bethnal Green 1 min · Walk-in
Chapter 3 · 1 place
Dulwich
The café at Dulwich Picture Gallery sits in the gallery grounds on Gallery Road, opposite Dulwich Park. It serves brunch, lunch and light refreshments from 8am...
West Dulwich 1 min · Walk-in
Chapter 4 · 3 pubs, bars and cafés
Kew
Newens The Original Maids of Honour is a bakery and tea room on Kew Road, opposite Kew Gardens. It has served Richmond for more than a century and a half, and...
Kew Gardens 2 min · Bookable
Mortlake
Orange Pekoe is a tea room and loose-leaf tea shop at 3 White Hart Lane in Barnes, a short walk from Barnes Bridge station. It serves breakfast, lunch and a...
Barnes Bridge 2 min · Walk-in
Petersham
The Teahouse is the walk-in café at Petersham Nurseries, off Petersham Road in Richmond. It serves seasonal food, cakes, whole-leaf teas and coffee among the...
Richmond 7 min · Walk-in
This view narrows Quiet pubs, bars and cafés in London to talk to venues tagged for Alcohol Free Friendly. FairWhere can still rank that filtered shortlist by journey fairness when you start a plan, so the activity fit and the commute both work for the group.
Earlier in the day, almost everywhere. Weekday mornings and early afternoons are the calmest at most of these quiet pubs, bars and cafés in London, and evenings get louder, with after-work crowds at places like Gordon's Wine Bar and The Wigmore. Several are daytime only. Each venue note says when it's calmest, and where a place is livelier than quiet, we say so. For a livelier after-work pint, see After-Work Drinks. For a louder City dinner when quiet isn't the point, see Square Mile Weeknights.
In some. Store Street Espresso and Prufrock Coffee are the easy ones, and Age Exchange Cafe, Ink@84, Petitou, St John's Bakery and The Gallery Cafe also carry a laptop-friendly tag. Monocle Café is the exception: laptops are discouraged there. Most of these are daytime venues, so check hours before you plan a long session.
Here, fair means the journey. Add where everyone is starting from and FairWhere ranks these quiet pubs, bars and cafés in London by how evenly the travel is shared across your group, using the FairWhere Score. The shortlist is picked for quiet. The ranking is not about popularity, sponsorship or who suggested it first.
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